JOBS, JOBS, JOBS … Obama is about to remind us just how much he loves us … ♫ Let’s stay together … ♫ by explaining how the Republicans “bullied” him into almost signing a bill that would help turn things around in several ways. But, that’s ok … because he will inspire us to believe in economic fairness, right? WRONG! If only we could grasp the situation. If only we were as brilliant as, well, as Obama (Cue choir: AWE)